Makes sense.

Live life to the fullest. If you don't, regret will be your legacy.

Tuesday, July 10, 2012

I wonder,,,

Why cats and alotta people assume it's someone else's responsibility to take care of them?

Just asking.

Saturday, May 19, 2012

You're Welcome To Pass It On.

Tennessee Football Coach fired for making Obama song. He'll make more money when this song becomes a big hit than he would teaching school.
Tennessee middle school assistant football coach, age 26, fired for a song he wrote  and played!
This could be the next number one hit country song. It's the best effort yet at encapsulating the outrage  at the oversteps of this government in an entertaining song.
Apparently, the guy was fired over the song because some parents complained. If you like it, help it go "viral" by passing it along to everyone you know.
Click for a Great Song!!!

But we are instructed to pray for those in power/authority, so I figger this works for hoping and changing that we have an ex-prez come November.


Monday, May 14, 2012

Time Mag Over the Top?

Mind ya I ain't no prude iffen the truth be known.  But this bag and this mag, when they showed this picture of a woman (not a lady in my opinion) drop her top, really went over the top according my way of thinking. Just not appropriate period, and is way worse than that gal that was painting her son's toenails pink for sum advertising deal!

What struck me the most was the defiant body language expressed by this gal and the "is this Ok look" on the young boy's face.  I really do not think our society has lost all of it's sense of modesty and decorum, but the liberal sucking the hind teat approach of getting their agenda front and off to the left makes me scratch my head in bewilderment at times.

Maybe it's all a function of the mentality of the left thinking that folks are incapable of taking care of themselves and making up their minds according to the individually that G-d created us with.  Worked pretty dang good for me growing up.  I was bottle fed, Mom did the stay at home thing, I was granted a lot of latitude in decision making for myself as I aged (can't say I growed up, gotta Peter Pan streak in me about a mile wide) and nanny was a foreign concept (did jah know way back when alotta European gals would come over here for college and worked as nannies to pay tuition?).

Sad to see where this country is headed, even men are getting breast cancer (betcha it only plagues liberal men, they tend to be big boobs anyway).  The icons of society seem to be the Hollywood goofballs, socialistic appointees, news anchors that figger the only news important to report on is their opinions and a president who figgers if he sucks up to the right leftist people he can break records for a single event fund raising.

If this what it takes to be one of the priviledged elite I'd take option B, suck on the barrel of a Smith and Wesson 45 cal and pray my aim is true.

Not really just kiddin' ya'll, life would never suck that bad to not go out fighting the good fight, just sounded like a good finish to my short dissertation on why liberals suck.

Saturday, May 5, 2012

The Botox Babe is back in the news.

Everytime I hear about this gal I can envision the agony of waterboarding.  She's all wet, a suffocating liar and torturous to even look at.

Us folks up in Oregon have been over run with Californians for many years now and I sorta think maybe it's that they wanna get away from hypocrites like Pelosi.  One problem tho, they bring their liberal nature with 'em and the state at the end of the "trail" is fast becoming a little Californication. 

Even the east side of the Cascades is quickly cascading into a fetid pool of liberal back eddies filled with the sucker fish that swam upstream only to spawn again the failures they are trying to escape from.  Ta heck with a fence between Mexico and the US, Oregon needs an electrified one for sure.

Oh well, at least I got me my tongue in cheek country music,

Friday, May 4, 2012

Because this Saturday is the 5th of May I think it is appropriate to clear this up.

Most people don’t know that back in 1912, Hellmann’s mayonnaise was manufactured in England.

In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. But as we know, the great ship did not make it to New York. The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss. Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course, as “Sinko de Mayo.”~

Monday, April 30, 2012

I'm back, sorta.

Yep, this sounds about right...  

Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when 2 guys wearing hoodies with "Obama Four More Years" emblazened across the back arrived.  St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said "Wait here.  I will be right back."

St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting to come in.

God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be judgmental here.  This is heaven.  All are loved. All are brothers.  Go back and let them in!"

St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.

He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone."

“The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.

"No.  The Pearly Gates."

Monday, February 20, 2012

It's how you look at life that keeps ya sane.

Ahhh, we just don't see Steven Wright anymore but his Wrightisms are on the money.
(Remember him saying: "I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.")

1 - I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 - Borrow money from pessimists -- they don't expect it back.

3 - Half the people you know are below average.

4 - 99.9% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5 - 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6 - A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 - A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 - If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

9 - All those who believe in psychokinesis, raise my hand.

10 - The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11 - I almost had a psychic girlfriend, but she left me before we met.

12 - OK, so what's the speed of dark?

13 - How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?

14 - If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15 - Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 - When everything is coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

17 - Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.

18 - Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

19 - I intend to live forever.... So far, so good.

20 - If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21 - Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

22 - What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23 - My mechanic told me, "I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."

24 - Why do psychics have to ask you for your name.

25 - If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 - A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27 - Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

28 - The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29 - To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

30 - The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

31 - The sooner you fall behind, the more time you'll have to catch up.

32 - The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

33 - Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don't have film.

34 - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

And an all-time favorite uv the deep thinkers on this here ole world,

35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?
(Number 11 is my favorite.  It's happened to me several times, so I'm comfortable with knowing ahead uv time wut'z gunna not happen.)
Have a great week folks. 
Iffen ya wanna git down in the dumps don't complain about the cockroaches, they were there first.

Thursday, February 16, 2012

Who's on First Redux

COSTELLO: I want to talk about the unemployment rate in America .
ABBOTT: Good Subject. Terrible times. It's 9%.

COSTELLO: That many people are out of work?
ABBOTT: No, that's 16%.

COSTELLO: You just said 9%.
ABBOTT: 9% Unemployed.

COSTELLO: Right 9% out of work.
ABBOTT: No, that's 16%.

COSTELLO: Okay, so it's 16% unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, that's 9%...

COSTELLO: Wait a minute. Is it 9% or 16%?
ABBOTT: 9% are unemployed. 16% are out of work.

COSTELLO: IF you are out of work you are unemployed.
ABBOTT: No, you can't count the "Out of Work" as the unemployed. You
have to look for work to be unemployed.

ABBOTT: No, you miss my point.

COSTELLO: What point?
ABBOTT: Someone who doesn't look for work, can't be counted with
those who look for work. It wouldn't be fair.

COSTELLO: To whom?
ABBOTT: The unemployed.

COSTELLO: But they are ALL out of work.
ABBOTT: No, the unemployed are actively looking for work. Those who
are out of work stopped looking. They gave up. And, if you give up,
you are no longer in the ranks of the unemployed.

COSTELLO: So if you're off the unemployment rolls, that would count
as less unemployment?
ABBOTT: Unemployment would go down. Absolutely!

COSTELLO: The unemployment just goes down because you don't look for work?
ABBOTT: Absolutely it goes down. That's how you get to 9%.
Otherwise it would be 16%. You don't want to read about 16%
unemployment do ya?

COSTELLO: That would be frightening.
ABBOTT: Absolutely.

COSTELLO: Wait, I got a question for you. That means they're two
ways to bring down the unemployment number?
ABBOTT: Two ways is correct.

COSTELLO: Unemployment can go down if someone gets a job?
ABBOTT: Correct.

OSTELLO: And unemployment can also go down if you stop looking for a job?
ABBOTT: Bingo.

COSTELLO: So there are two ways to bring unemployment down, and the
easier of the two is to just stop looking for work.
ABBOTT: Now you're thinking like an economist.

COSTELLO: I don't even know what the **** I just said!

And now you know why unemployment figures are improving!
This should completely clear up the confusion over  unemployment figures…

Monday, February 6, 2012

Seen this ova on Real Clear Politics this morning and thought I wud pass it along.

There iz a video of this wretch, but since I wanna wretch whenever I hear her speak I will spare you the bile. 

Here's the text.

"The idea that the Catholic Church is being forced to do something that as a church it does not want to do is a misnomer," Rachel Maddow said on "Meet the Press" this morning. "The initial exception in here is that the Catholic Church , somebody that is providing the service of being a church, operating as a church, they are already exempt from this."

"The question is, as the Congressman says, when you want to become a health insurance provider, you must follow the rules of providing health insurance. And in this country that means that you have to cover contraception. And 80% of Americans agree with that," the MSNBC host said on MTP's during the panel segment in the program.

"You guys only want to make it about religion, but listen, Mitt Romney is campaigning saying that he would like to end all family planning support at the federal level. He would like to eliminate federal -- Title X (Title 10). Rick Santorum says he would like states to be able to make contraception illegal," she added.

"You can try to make this an issue of 'oh, Democrats hate religion," but the fact is churches were exempt from this from the beginning. This is about providing health insurance and the Republican Party is waging war on contraception at this point in the way [unintelligible] that's where the discussion is," Maddow said.

I ain't a supporter uv abortion as a solution to bad choice making and yet I am undecided/confused about the issues surrounding the health of the mother or incidents of rape (I consider incest to be rape). 

Read me a book a long time ago, "The Clan of The Cave Bear" and it seems abortion has been around for a real long time.  True to fact the book wuz a work uv fiction but most uv the time there iz a bit uv fact in all fiction, but it did got me to thinking that this is an issue that has been around since the time of the Neandrathals.

So'z I guess dat Maddow thingie iz one of the last uv her spieces and iz just trying to cover up why her ancestors are pretty much extinct, ya figger?

I will offer y'all one video that comes to mind when this attention grabbing thingie (ya ever seen dat movie "The Swamp Thing"?) says something in the pubic realms.

Ain't no doubt in my mind she advocates abortion as a means uv contraception.  This iz just a lead in to the real agenda uv selective breeding mandated by who knows who.

(Hows that for a theory?) 

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

It's all in how it is phrased.

The Dead Donkey 

Barack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.

Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and
the car comes to a stop.

Obama says to the chauffeur: "You get out and check, you were driving."

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

"You were driving; go and tell the farmer," says Obama.

Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled
with a big grin on his face.

"My god, what happened to you?" asks Obama.

The chauffeur replies: "When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter
made love to me."

"What on earth did you say to them?" asks Obama.

"I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them,"

"I'm Barack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass."

Friday, January 13, 2012


headaches, hamas, holder, holloway, hollywood, hopefuls, headline news?

Imma thinkin I hate words that start with H.

Friday, January 6, 2012

Brown outs and Black and Whites outs from the Green out there agendas.

So my electrical power ustta come from the hydroelectrical projects built umpteen years ago that are functional, stable, pretty much migratory fish tolerant (until some Dodo planted Walleye) and rather cheap in the grand scheme of making ends meet in a consumer sorta sense cuz water always flows down stream.

A few years ago I got wind of the fact we "hydro" folks wuz gunna hafta start paying a surcharge for all them windmills being built along the Columbia River, so'z I put me in a solar panel system (made in the U.S. of A. mind you) just to spite dem greenies and other assorted kooks that claim green energy will protect all the living spieces we got left on this here old eath.

So far so good!  I did not pay a penny for electricity ova the last twelve months, even tho I gotta pay $9.37 a month in taxes and PUC fees (if it's out there some entity will tax it) and that is a moral victory for a redneck like me.

So'z a while back I took me a road trip last fall up the Columbia River to gamble near Pendelton, to shop for wine in the Walla Walla region, to spend 8 hours admiring the granduer of the canyon walls filled with it's wide open spaces and to reflect on what Lewis and Clark musta thought as they paddeled down that river az they took that grand adventure they wuz on.  Hadn't dun that trip for 5 or 6 years and me saying I wuz looking forward to it wood (they got tree farms all along the freeways now a days) be an understatement. 

The Columbia River "wuz" sparse but totally beautiful from wut I wreckcollect?

I hit I-84 wit my diesel BMW (got 38 mpg on that trip, so that wuz a payoff better than the gambling wuz) and the only thing that had grown in dem parts since I'd been thru there the last time were windmills.  They are everywhere!  I cud'unt look more than a mile without seeing a cupple dozen or more uv them big ole three bladed thingee jobs sittin' there perfectly still, nary a gear turning, not one bird gittin' blown away and in general thinkin' to mahself these are the new man made Redwoods (they iz actually sorta whiteish but they iz as big as a Redwood) and it made me realize that the gamble along the damned up river has worse odds than any casino I eva been to.

'Bout that time I was thinking Don Quixote musta been a long lost relative cuz I was itching for a fight, but BMW (actually not British Motor Works anymore, sum German conglomerate took em ova and that iz a whole diff story I won't go inta now) does not offer lances as an accessory and I figgered my extended warranty wouldn't cover paint scratches incurred by chasing windmills, so I just kept my eyes on the road and kept my beak shut until I spied a big ole Golden Eagle (they iz actually brown 'ceptin for their eyes and around udder parts uv their head)

floating on the downdrafts of the everchanging politics uv saving the environment at the cost of what the (insert bad word) and I got to memberin' the first time I got ta see this raptor up close and personal.

It wuz back in the mid sixties.  Dad and hiz two partners started a start up in Madras and Mom wuz the designated driver between Madras and Prineville.  Back and forth we ventured as the new abode wuz being constructed.  On one unique jaunt we found the station wagon, filled with the four rowdy boys and a heck'tic Mom, slammin' on the brakes after rounding a blind corner seein' a dead mulie fawn with a Golden Eagle perched atop it and since the Fed did'unt require seat belts back then we all ended up in the front seat.

That bird wuz ginormous and defiant.  It stood on top uv that baby bambi and proceeded to stare us down, prob-bully thinking we wanted it's dinner and all we cud do was ta stare back az we scraped our faces off the front windshield.  My guess iz it up and got tired of waiting for that bronze Chevy station wagon to make it's move and proceeded to stretch it's wings, which were wider than that car wuz, and it then made a cupple uv flaps and iffen ya have neva seen a dead deer fly it will blow your mind.

Okay you'z folks iz no doubt scratching your head in wondering about where I'm flapping my wings with this post, so iffen ya won't do that condemnation thingee uv me for sneaking a few peaks at MSNBC (only when I need a gud laff) I clicked on this article cuz it reminded me uv some purdy spectacular things I've been fortunate enuff to see ova the years .

Yep I ain't one uv them PETA dudes mind ya'all, but we are called to be good stewards uv this world and it irked me to no end that sum burrocrat in DC made the call that sacrificing a few Golden Eagles to put up sum man made Redwoods, that don't spin alotta the time, iz for a "good" green cause.

What next I ask! 

Killer Whales r my first favoright animal. 

Ok you guessed it, they iz black and white all ova and they got one heck uv a bite to em.  So I amma wondering iffen Al Gore and hiz stooges (there'z more than three, but they sure do act like the original Larry, Curly and Moe crowd mosta the time) figger out a way to make money offen the tidal flows uv the oceans will the fuds allow for the killing uv some aquatic mammals that already know how to power up their own way uv life?


I was driving to Bend back in May uv last year and had the opportunity to witness a fight betwinkst a Bald Eagle and a Golden Eagle just this side of the Crooked River Bridge (ok they call it the "Rex Barber Bridge" now cuz sum fella from Culver wuz the pilot of the plane that shot down sum bad azz Jap general in the 2nd war to end all wars) and guess which one won.

We picked the wrong bird as a national symbol in my not so humbled opinion.