Makes sense.

Live life to the fullest. If you don't, regret will be your legacy.

Wednesday, January 18, 2012

It's all in how it is phrased.

The Dead Donkey 

Barack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.

Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and
the car comes to a stop.

Obama says to the chauffeur: "You get out and check, you were driving."

The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.

"You were driving; go and tell the farmer," says Obama.

Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled
with a big grin on his face.

"My god, what happened to you?" asks Obama.

The chauffeur replies: "When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter
made love to me."

"What on earth did you say to them?" asks Obama.

"I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them,"

"I'm Barack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass."


Please keep it black or white. I am color blind so if you wish that I hear what you are typing, keep it simple and clear. I see a way too much gray already.

But funny, witty, wry or good natured fun is always welcome.