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Monday, April 30, 2012

I'm back, sorta.

Yep, this sounds about right...  



Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when 2 guys wearing hoodies with "Obama Four More Years" emblazened across the back arrived.  St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said "Wait here.  I will be right back."

St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting to come in.

God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be judgmental here.  This is heaven.  All are loved. All are brothers.  Go back and let them in!"

St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh.

He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone."

“The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.

"No.  The Pearly Gates."
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4 comments:

  1. innominatusApril 30, 2012 at 12:10 PM

    HAAA!

    Thanks for makin' a comeback. I needed that teehee today!

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  2. amanofwonderApril 30, 2012 at 1:08 PM

    Mah pleasure. A right cross beats a left jab every time.

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  3. Christopher - Conservative PerspectiveApril 30, 2012 at 11:00 PM

    Jaded, I am so pleased for your return!

    Thanks for the laugh although it sounds 'bout right.

    I pray all is well with you and yours and hope to hear more from you as this year plans to be very active.

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    1. amanofwonderMay 1, 2012 at 6:42 AM

      Thanks, glad to be back. Took some time off to git life squared away and it's almost heaven round here nowadays.

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