The Dead Donkey
Barack Obama was touring the countryside in his chauffeur-driven limo.
Suddenly, a donkey jumps out onto the road, they hit it full on and
the car comes to a stop.
Obama says to the chauffeur: "You get out and check, you were driving."
The chauffeur gets out, checks and reports that the animal is dead.
"You were driving; go and tell the farmer," says Obama.
Hours later, the chauffeur returns totally plastered, hair ruffled
with a big grin on his face.
"My god, what happened to you?" asks Obama.
The chauffeur replies: "When I got there, the farmer opened his best
bottle of whiskey, the wife gave me a slap-up meal and the daughter
made love to me."
"What on earth did you say to them?" asks Obama.
"I knocked on the door, and when it was answered, I said to them,"
"I'm Barack Obama's chauffeur and I've just killed the jackass."